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1. A combination of a sneeze and a scream. Or a very loud sneeze.

2. To sneeze so loudly in study hall that:
a. Your teachers will bitch at you for "screaming".
or
b. Your classmates will want to kill you because you're so annoying when you sneeze.
1. *ACHOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"What the hell was that?"
"It's a screeze man."

2. Shit man, if Bill does his gay little screeze again I will kick his ass.
screeze by Allison Chantel. May 15, 2008
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Screeze by screeziest March 30, 2009
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Variation of the word screen. Used to define the screen in many way.
If you wanna be on the screezee.
Screeze by Daniel Livingstone December 8, 2003

Screener Season

Christmas for BitTorrent users.

Screener season takes place in early January to mid-February when special DVD copies of movies being considered for awards like the Oscars are sent out to voters.

These movies are usually still in theaters / cinemas at the time so the only other pirated copies around are poor quality cams.

Inevitably, these special copies find their way onto popular BitTorrent sites like Pirate Bay.

You can tell it's a screener because there's a watermark that pops up every so often saying "For Your Consideration".
Jim: Do you guys want to go see Django at the movie theatre on Thursday?

Dave: It's screener season next week dude, I can just hook my laptop up to the TV.

Jim: Oh sweet.
Screener Season by Bootlegger501 January 11, 2013

SCREEEAW 

The noise that a pterodactyl makes. The number of E's is variable but is usually 3. Originated on Totse.com
Pterodactyl: SCREEEAW!!!
Person: WTF???
SCREEEAW by RabD July 11, 2006
Being cold, freezing, the act of shivering
I am shreeze
Shreeze by Deanna12345 December 27, 2014
geza girl got hit up by a screezy
screezy by nukka from the 831 February 29, 2008
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