Scottish Barstool
The act of getting mad sloppenheimer, shitting your pants, cumming on a picture of Tilde Swinton, all while sitting on the back of someone getting anal in doggy position
Girl 1: hey what do you want to do later
Guy 1: lets participate in the action called a ”scottish barstool“
Guy 2: i call sitting on the barstool
Girl 1: only if i get a gucci bag after
Guy 1: lets participate in the action called a ”scottish barstool“
Guy 2: i call sitting on the barstool
Girl 1: only if i get a gucci bag after
Scottish Barstool by GD Doinkaroink July 3, 2026
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