scottied 

To be really drunk, messed up, usually blackout and doing something stupid or crazy.

Damn, I got scottied last night, we had three bottles at Tenjune and I ended up in a lamp store in Brooklyn at 7am with only one shoe.

scottied by ny_zookeeper March 4, 2009

Scottied 

Verb - Poker reference. A "family pot" excluding the Scotty. This only occurs when all players are in pre-flop for the minimum "big blind" amount except for the one guy (the Scotty) who didn't drop the 1 shekel to see if his crap cards would hit the board.

A "True Scotty" is when the victim is actually named Scotty.

Whoa, family pot? No! Scottied!!! Scotty is out of the family.

Scottied by Neor from Givat Shmuel December 24, 2020

Scottied 

The act of bringing FUBAR to an entirely new level. Similar to Murphy’s Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but completely due to ones own actions.

That guy was eating a piece of chicken and completely Scottied. He had to have surgery to remove the bone from his throat.

He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.

While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.

Scottied by Sierratwohotel June 18, 2018

Scottie 

A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.

Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.

Scottie by SmallBoiTruth September 15, 2022

Scottie 

Scottie is definitely a thot and the biggest fuckboy you’ll ever meet. Will play with your feelings, he is funny but do not be fooled. The only good thing is he has a good taste in music but is overruled by the fact that he has chlamydia. :)

“Do you know Scottie”
“Yeah he hit me up a min ago”
“Oh he just texted me to hangout”

Scottie by That1betch September 10, 2019

Scottie Slippin 

noun, adjective: A word evolved from the all time great Chicago Bull, Scottie Pippen: If someone is slackin, trippin, failin, or on tilt; straight wack

"Damn dawg, you didn't take that jaun home wit you the other night? Damn dawg, you Scottie Slippin.

Scottie Slippin by C--Nooch5 April 24, 2011

Scottie Too Hottie 

a guy who, usually in a social setting, is the "liability of the pack." He is extremely confident and comes across as cocky to most, but deep down he's a big teddy bear. He's always out to have a good time, flirts a lot and has cheeky banter. However, if women are too keen, he tends to respond with indifference. This makes women fall for him obsessively as they want to be the "one" to change his reckless ways and convince him to settle down and boyfriend them. Scottie Too Hottie tends to come up with ridiculously catchy phrases for his team members, is the life of the party but will "ghost" as he gets easily bored. He likes to take selfies, especially topless in front of mirrors.

Scottie Too Hottie strikes again

Scottie Too Hottie by QueenieAngel April 23, 2020