On an episode of the tv series “The Office”, main character Michael Scott (Steve Carell) realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of underprivileged children ten years ago: that he would pay for their college tuition provided they graduated from high school. These students are Scott’s tots.

Look at that Scott’s tot female. She looks like she wants to be touched by Scott’s parts.

Scott’s tot by Booty_hunter February 4, 2020

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Scott's Law

Every modern society will eventually create zombies and end itself in a fiery, brain-eating apocalypse.

Why are you experimenting with super soldiers. Don't you remember Scott's Law?

Scott's Law by Blevins February 9, 2010

Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!

Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law

Scott’s Law by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021

scott’s tots

An episode of The Office where Michael Scott must break a promise to a bunch of kids he told that he would pay all of their college tuitions, and now that they’re graduating, he can’t actually pay for any of them. On a scale of yikes to cringe... well it’s more of a gotta blast and change my name kinda situation (cough Michael Scarn cough)

Person 1: Yo I just watched Scott’s Tots from the Office
Person 2: Dudeeee i got goosebumps from all that cringe

scott’s tots by justahoboyoudontknow July 7, 2018

Scott's Choice

(noun)

When an individual is informed that you have two, and only two, choices, and that you should really think hard about the decision made, only to calmly and cooly state, "I choose the third option," as your final reply while walking out.

"That motherfucker gave me a 'Scott's Choice', yesterday!"
~"So what did you do?!"
"Man, I chose Option 3, C,...you later."

Scott's Choice by Creighton Rivers July 13, 2020

Scott’s Taco

Our beloved Taco, about to have the honour to be eaten by the one and only AntMan (Scott Lang) when it was blown away. It was the most traumatic event in the history of Marvel

Taco: SCOTT IS ABOUT TO EAT ME
Wind: I DONT THINK SO
Taco: *Gets blown away*
Taco: BUT I WAS ~SCOTT’S TACO~

Scott’s Taco by Shuri.is.Marvel March 9, 2022

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026