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Scorch Muffins 

The small bits of burnt marijuana that are pulled through the unfiltered pipe and into your mouth.
That bowl is cashed, I got a mouth full of scorch muffins with that last hit.

Scorch muffins 

n. a state or being which results when the rectum releases volcanic or searing excrement.

i.e. your ass cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.
"Dude, I ate a wicked-hot chicken finger sub, so I had to drop a deuce and now I have major scorch muffins."

Scorch Muffin 

Hey, Shannon come here my little scorch muffin.
Scorch Muffin by smallfry2128 December 16, 2008

scorch muffin 

spray a girls ass and tits with axe body spray. light it on fire and fuck her

Scortch Muffinz 

After eating spicy foreign food, your butthole will burn when you do #2. Scortch Muffinz is a descriptive word describing this.
After eating spicy indian food, Jonny had some bad scortch muffinz.
Scortch Muffinz by c0maVT January 5, 2010