Scorch Muffins
Scorch Muffins by scorch muffins June 3, 2011
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Scorch Muffins
Scorch Muffins by cptnoobstomper April 19, 2009
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Scorch muffins
n. a state or being which results when the rectum releases volcanic or searing excrement.
i.e. your ass cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.
i.e. your ass cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.
"Dude, I ate a wicked-hot chicken finger sub, so I had to drop a deuce and now I have major scorch muffins."
Scorch muffins by Hans Olmaicok and Peter Beter December 19, 2008
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Scorch Muffin by smallfry2128 December 16, 2008
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Scortch Muffinz
After eating spicy foreign food, your butthole will burn when you do #2. Scortch Muffinz is a descriptive word describing this.
Scortch Muffinz by c0maVT January 5, 2010
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