Scooting Off

Masturbating to pornography that specifically includes black males

Last night I was scooting off to some amazing black hoot porn

by CuervoJones August 18, 2010

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 15, 2007

shooting off

Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.

It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.

Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)

by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 16, 2007

Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024

shooting their feet off

When you're really screwing yourself up by entangling yourselves in others' affairs, being dysfunctional, and making your life much more difficult than it needs to be.

Those girls are just shooting their feet off.

by CU Jeff March 13, 2007