Scooter pop

When you have high hopes of sitting down and taking a good poop. What comes out is a lackluster loud pop of a fart with a little poop nugget. Resembles the sound of a scooter backfiring.

I felt like I had to take a massive poop, but it was only a scooter pop.

Scooter pop by PeaceLL March 19, 2021

scooterpoot 

to travel or move to a location with no idea of ones actions while at the location.

I'm going to scooterpoot uptown.

scooterpoot by thehotshotpilot March 21, 2007

scooterpooh 

When something is totally and completely screwed up, originally applied to horrible spelling and grammar. Similar to FUBAR.

(original) This resume we just got is totally scooterpoohed. Listen to this ...
"Dear, Whom ever it may conceren
Is your company a friendly out going staff? As a proson that wonts to see your company succed .." etc etc.

(current) Man, my weekend was entirely scooterpoohed.

scooterpooh by nogtank October 11, 2007