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Scoop 'n' Score

When a man pulls out after intercourse the woman scoops up his seed and rubs it in her vagina in order to get pregnant so she can keep him around
After he jizzed on my tummy I Scoop 'n' Scored. He will be mine forever.
by Mike the Mu November 1, 2013
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scoop-n-score

Where u fumbled the bag wit a girl and then someone else starts talking to that girl.
Dirk: Yeah bro I was talking to this girl and I fumbled, and now Ricardo is talking to her.

Chogan: Yeah Ricardo scored a scoop-n-score.
by Dick Gradyson January 6, 2023
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Scoop n’ Score

A term in gridiron football used to describe a fumble by an offensive player, hence the “scoop”, recovered by the defense and returned for a touchdown, hence the “score”.
And we fumble it…and they get it, and they get a fucking scoop n’ score. What a fantastic fucking way to end the game. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
by Cyclonic Torpedo January 3, 2024
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