Scollen 

Scollens are mythical creatures that have been around for years. They usually hang out in their kitchen and do the traditional ‘Scollen Dance’. They will also refer to you as a daft cunt.

What a Scollen he is!

Scollen by DD3456 January 11, 2021

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.

After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS) by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Swollen Starfish 

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.

"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"

Swollen Starfish by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011

swollen pussy 

When a girl is fully aroused and needs to have a massive orgasm.

My boyfriend spent all night playing with my body . I ended up having a swollen pussy because the need was so great.

swollen pussy by Alwayssloshy May 5, 2018

sollentology

sollentology is a misspelled term that local fat fucker gorgeous George used during an episode of his excuse of a show called "The Gorgeous George Show". He says it wrong about a thousand times,which really cracks people up,

example:

George:ok we will be talking about the karan,we will also talk about sollentology and the jahovenis witnesses

sollentology by georgelovesgayporn December 28, 2009

Forte Stollen 

A character from the anime, Galaxy Angel. She is obsessed with guns, wears a monocle for god-knows-what-reason, has red hair, and talks like a man. Her last name is also the name of a german pastry. She looks like an anorexic toothpick with breast implants. (as most anime girls do)

I want to grab Forte Stollen's rack, but she'd probably shoot me if I did.

Forte Stollen by lolita_strawberry September 9, 2008

receiver of swollen goods 

A gentleman who enjoys taking one up the Gary Glitter (shiter)

Look at that bloke over there in the tight white tee shirt he's definitly a receiver of swollen goods

receiver of swollen goods by Vanian August 15, 2012