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"Damn, girl...after we have sex. You cant scold your boy up for a little and maybe ill give you some face."
scold by dcooljust2cool4u July 15, 2009
scarlett ciara olivia lily and daisy aka the best group of people ever
my gc is called scold cause that’s our names
scold by ur mums coochie hairs August 30, 2022

scold your pants 

phrase meaning to beat someone at a form of competition or to insult someone
-What's that score!? Yeah, 25 frags to 6! Scold your mother fuckin pants!
-Shut your mouth before i scold your pants you retard.
scold your pants by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

professional scold(s)

aself-entitled authoritarian / martinet who, due to social standing, educational attainment or professional status, tells anyone and everyone what's good for them, whether the targeted audience cares to listen or not.
Most Fox Television News commentators and their right-wing Republican acolytes are professional scold(s); always yapping away about the moral anarchy and cultural breakdown of the country, the schools, the community, the family, et al, ad nauseum. Is anyone listening to them anymore ?

pre-scold 

when a mother, grandmother, older sibling, or bitchy girlfriend gets on your case before you've actually done something wrong.
"Why do you always have to move around? It's so annoying!"
"I'm not moving, jerk."
"Well, you will soon. I'm just saving time and pre-scolding."
"...."
pre-scold by Namesarehardtopick October 11, 2008

mommy scold 

Scolding somebody younger than yourself for a perceived indiscretion
I don’t want to mommy scold you, but you fucked up!!
mommy scold by Catchris2 January 27, 2021
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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