Scoldilocks

A young woman who nags people to "be kind" and scolds others to "be better" because "that's not who we are." She is often a millennial version of a Karen, though not yet as harsh.

When she started lecturing us that our language was not "appropriate," I invited Scoldilocks to make us some sandwiches.

by Father Hollywood December 5, 2020

Coldilocks

Blonde, white girls that are constantly freezing.

Coldilocks is so cold she wears footie pajamas in summer.

by dlk December 28, 2013

coldilocks

When it's so dang cold your johnson freezes off.

Guy 1: Holmes, it is gettin' COLDILOCKS out here, dawg!
Guy 2: Fo' shizzle, G. Mah coldicock is gettin' COLDILOCKS.

by Joanna and Sami January 7, 2009