A young woman who nags people to "be kind" and scolds others to "be better" because "that's not who we are." She is often a millennial version of a Karen, though not yet as harsh.
When she started lecturing us that our language was not "appropriate," I invited Scoldilocks to make us some sandwiches.
by Father Hollywood December 6, 2020
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