ScoMoke 

The horribly thick cloud of smoke that hangs over Sydney and much of Australia's eastern seaboard throughout summer, starting in 2019 and continuing for every lengthening fire season from now on.

The name derives from the dip-shit prime minister, Scott "ScoMo" Morrison, who once took a lump of coal into parliament and claimed, "This is coal. It won't hurt you" despite mountains of science showing that burning fossil fuels like coal was killing the planet and chocking its citizens.

"Don't go outside today kids, the ScoMoke is thick as shit – like the prime minister. Stay inside and watch the cricket."

ScoMoke by billybobboy December 6, 2019

Schmoke 

To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.

"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You

Schmoke by Eel Cire January 26, 2014

schmokenhagen 

n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.

"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"

schmokenhagen by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008

schmökelt 

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.

schmökelt by 0leep November 10, 2020

Scomosexual 

A person who is a fan or groupie of Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison.

"Yeah mate, I hear the guy's a real Scomosexual".

Scomosexual by Yellow Devil March 18, 2019

King Schmoke Schmoke 

A person who never shares a dart. Doesn’t belong in Riff Boys, maybe fits in Hills Boys tho.

“Roll us one King Schmoke Schmoke?”

Anton: “...”

King Schmoke Schmoke by Pizzaboy696969 April 26, 2019

Schmoked 

Smoking weed

And then we schmoked so much shit, I was totally stoned.

Schmoked by Swineohnine November 10, 2009