Scietist 

Someone who thinks the are an expert in vaccines, medicine or COVID-19 or thinks they know more than a scientist but cannot spell

I know more than scietists

Scietist by Sometimesaknowitall September 13, 2021

Unvaccinated Scientists 

A large subset of humans who are well researched on the merits of vaccination in midst of global health crisis. They have read in-depth articles on blogs and social media & listened to highly acclaimed comedians, politicians and celebrities

Simran: It is unfortunate ronak has to see so many unvaccinated scientists in office and hospital
Jasmine: Yes, he always encourages them to buy a cemetery plot

Unvaccinated Scientists by rtalati November 19, 2021

ghetto scientist

Someone from the hood who figures out a new scam.

That grifter is a real ghetto scientist!

ghetto scientist by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020

Dumb shit scientists 

Doing really idiotic stuff and calling yourself a scientist cos why the fuck not
Generally used in video games

Bob: hey bro les jump on Fortnite and do some dumb shit so we become dumb shit scientists
Jake: Ye man

Dumb shit scientists by Dat boi’s dad October 15, 2018

The Scientist 

A song by British band Coldplay about love lost; features lead singer Chris Martin playing the piano. "The Scientist" is off their album "A Rush of Blood to the Head", released in 2002.

Coldplay's "The Scientist" is my favorite song to date.

The Scientist by Constantine November 30, 2004

Australian rocket scientist 

A manual laborer, expecially one involved in digging, excavation. So called because the Australians are known as "diggers" and regarded as being rather dense.

He was digging a ditch, a regular Australian rocket scientist!

Australian rocket scientist by Tom from the Shore November 10, 2007

Rocket Scientist 

Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.

Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking rocket scientist, as if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.

Rocket Scientist by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004