Scientific Hyperrealism

The belief that science doesn't just describe reality but constitutes it—that what science cannot measure does not exist, that scientific methods are the only path to knowledge, that scientific truths are the only truths. Scientific Hyperrealism is scientism on steroids: not just the view that science is valuable but that it's all that's valuable, not just that science works but that nothing else works. It dismisses art as decoration, philosophy as confusion, religion as delusion, experience as anecdote. It produces a world perfectly described and utterly impoverished—a map of everything and a territory of nothing.

Example: "He'd reduced beauty to brain states, meaning to evolutionary adaptations, love to chemical reactions. Scientific Hyperrealism had convinced him that what science couldn't measure wasn't real. When she showed him a sunset, he saw wavelengths and cones. She saw beauty. He was right; she was alive."

Scientific Hyperrealism by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026

Scientistic Hyperrealism

A particularly aggressive form of scientific hyperrealism that doesn't just privilege science but actively attacks other ways of knowing as not just inferior but illegitimate. Scientistic Hyperrealism is the fundamentalism of the laboratory, the zealotry of the data-driven. It doesn't just ignore poetry; it burns it. It doesn't just question philosophy; it mocks it. It doesn't just doubt religion; it despises it. Scientistic Hyperrealism is science as ideology, method as dogma, measurement as meaning. It's what happens when the scientific attitude becomes a scientific religion.

Example: "He didn't just disagree with philosophy; he ridiculed it. He didn't just question art; he dismissed it. Scientistic Hyperrealism had made him a missionary for method, a crusader for data. When she spoke of meaning, he demanded operational definitions. When she spoke of value, he demanded measurements. He had all the tools of science and none of the wisdom it requires."

Scientistic Hyperrealism by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008