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Scientific Hyperrealism

The belief that science doesn't just describe reality but constitutes it—that what science cannot measure does not exist, that scientific methods are the only path to knowledge, that scientific truths are the only truths. Scientific Hyperrealism is scientism on steroids: not just the view that science is valuable but that it's all that's valuable, not just that science works but that nothing else works. It dismisses art as decoration, philosophy as confusion, religion as delusion, experience as anecdote. It produces a world perfectly described and utterly impoverished—a map of everything and a territory of nothing.
Example: "He'd reduced beauty to brain states, meaning to evolutionary adaptations, love to chemical reactions. Scientific Hyperrealism had convinced him that what science couldn't measure wasn't real. When she showed him a sunset, he saw wavelengths and cones. She saw beauty. He was right; she was alive."
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Scientistic Hyperrealism

A particularly aggressive form of scientific hyperrealism that doesn't just privilege science but actively attacks other ways of knowing as not just inferior but illegitimate. Scientistic Hyperrealism is the fundamentalism of the laboratory, the zealotry of the data-driven. It doesn't just ignore poetry; it burns it. It doesn't just question philosophy; it mocks it. It doesn't just doubt religion; it despises it. Scientistic Hyperrealism is science as ideology, method as dogma, measurement as meaning. It's what happens when the scientific attitude becomes a scientific religion.
Example: "He didn't just disagree with philosophy; he ridiculed it. He didn't just question art; he dismissed it. Scientistic Hyperrealism had made him a missionary for method, a crusader for data. When she spoke of meaning, he demanded operational definitions. When she spoke of value, he demanded measurements. He had all the tools of science and none of the wisdom it requires."
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026