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The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull 

This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.
Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?

I was out the country thankfully

James Schull

Philanthropist and supporter of causes including Late Night and Panda Express. Brushes teeth bi-weekly. Enjoys socializing and once nearly died of weed.
Oh did you see that lad walk by? He was a classic James Schull.
Who was that guy doing whip-its in the middle of the frat party last night? It must've been James Schull.
James Schull by maxxsterr March 12, 2017

peggy schuyler 

And Peggy! Forgotten about yet rather important. Angelica and Eliza Schuyler's younger sister.
Peggy Schuyler deserved her own song and should've been in the second act.
peggy schuyler by And.Peggy March 23, 2017

Chuck Schuldiner 

Chuck was a god, but "In Human Form", and had "Zero Tolerance" for bullshit. He got sick, but not with "Leprosy", and eventually had to "Bite the Pain". He now spends his time "Trapped in a Corner", in "Crystal Mountain", and Chuck's life will always be "A Story to Tell".

R.I.P Chuck.
Chuck Schuldiner passed away in 2001. Rest in Peace.
Chuck Schuldiner by the unknown ones September 21, 2011

howard schultz 

The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.
Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City

Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.
howard schultz by Diiesel August 22, 2011

angelica schuyler 

That older sister that will roast your ass if you hurt anyone she loves, LOOK OUT ALEXANDER! She gonna roast that ham just right. Hamilton
Ten dollar, founding father without a father. Got a lot farther by working a lot harder, by being a lot smarter, by being a self-starter. By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter. And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away, across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up. Inside he was looking for something to be a part of. The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter.
Washington hires Hamilton right on sight, but Hamilton still wants to fight, not write. Now, Hamilton's skill with a quill is undeniable... gotta watch out.
Person 1: Holy crap Angelica Schuyler bitch slapped
The humiliating act of slapping someone across the face. To be avoided.
You keep it up, she will bitch slap you!Thomas Jefferson so hard once that he refused to go to any parties she was in!
Person2: Damn, she must've been one scary lady.