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Schielke 

A god amongst men, a true hero and legend.A epicly large lad that may of freaked it too hard.He was the ruler of the techroom and the guardian of the 3d printer.Dont get on his bad side or he will bring you to his techroom and freak you.His main enemies were slackers,people who wouldnt switch gears and vex spinners.his phisique was chode like with his hair as pink and as waxxy as a crayola crayon.
Dan:I TOLD YOU TO ONLY PUT YOUR NAME!!
Alex:Schielke look out for the bees!
Dan:OH GOD NOT THE BEES!!!
Schielke by The Schielkmiester October 10, 2018

schulkes 

an absolutely awesome person, who can be loved and trusted with anything. a schulkes tends to be sexy with nice eyes and they always have admirers.
Shes the perfect girl for me, she must be a Schulkes"
schulkes by totallywickedcoolace October 27, 2010

Schueler Bob 

A line improvised by Ben Affleck while filming the movie Dogma. Though Affleck thought is was German for "Silent Bob", "Schueler" actually means "student".
"Schueler Bob? I'll get you for this, Schueler Bob!"
Schueler Bob by EJL April 21, 2004

Else Lasker-Schueler moment

A moment in time or an occurence marked by:
1. A moment of clarity or "deja vu"
2. A nonsequiter in thought or speech
3. A particularly poignant creativity or inspiration
4. A general feeling of unease or wonderment
5. An inability to adequately describe or comprehend "what just happened".
6. A feeling of being psychic or using alternate senses. Refers to the German-Jewish exile artist/poetess Else Lasker-Schueler.
Well, I was sitting here eating an apple and then I saw my 3rd grade teacher walk in. I gave her an apple, and haven't seen her for 15 years! What an Else Lasker-Schueler moment!

Schuenke 

Sticking your foot in your mouth
walking by the ugliest girl in the world and saying out loud, that is the ugliest girl I have ever seen. This is pulling a Schuenke becuase she heard the comment
Schuenke by Mr. Schuenke March 1, 2009

schuelerisation 

The innate ability to mind fuck someone without them even knowing it.
Did you see how she completely changed her opinion afterwards?

Total 180.

She got Schuelerised!

#Schuelerisation
schuelerisation by Koalita October 11, 2016
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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