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Schrödinger’s Flirt 

A Flirtation so outrageous that it simultaneously exists, and does not exist. Where the observer ultimately determines the existence or non existence of flirtation by the act of observing it, either as:

A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)

B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)
Flirt: “I’m gonna use Schrödinger’s flirt and ask this dude if he wants to butt luge and make out. Depending how he takes it, I’m either hilarious and whacky, or getting Disaronno eaten out of my ass. It’s a win either way”

Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”

Schrodinger's Flirt 

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”

schrodinger's flirt 

when someone makes a thirsty comment about someone else and retroactively decides whether it was a joke or not based on everyone else's reaction
"A: she is so hot"
"B: bro you cant say that"
"A: haha of course not, i was joking"
"B: must be schrodinger's flirt"
schrodinger's flirt by dickrider39 November 13, 2023

shrodingers flirt

Where your flirting or not based entirely on whether or not they're into it
Idk if we we kidding or not, it the shrodingers flirt bro
shrodingers flirt by RavingRav3n November 16, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026