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School Book 

A heavy book that contains boring shit that you cant understand, inside you will find the following:
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages
Billy wished his school would buy new School Books with their money. Today when he opened his science textbook, a cockroach popped out from page 176.
School Book by Herp and Smerp August 31, 2011
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School book 

1)Something teachers make us read so we can "learn"

2) Big peice of crap.

3) Place to write hate notes about teachers.

4) something teachers give us to fill up our bookbags, look like thery're doing their jobs and break our backs.

5) Kindling.
1) I have to read my school books tonight for homework

2) Stupid school book.

3) (Written in school book) Mr. George is the worst teacher ever.

4) I have so many school books I can't fit them all in my bookbag. *falls over backward from weight of books*

5) Oh, you're having a bonfire? I'll bring over my schoolbooks to light it with.
School book by Gemini Twin #2 November 13, 2005

Right page of the school year book 

Adj.
Used to describe people with their school photo on a right page of the school yearbook. These are typically people (or things) described as annoying and not funny.
man 1: I guess Santa's helper is a squirrel.
man 2: I bet you were on the right page of the school year book.

Booker T. Washington High School for the Performing and Visual Arts 

A selective arts high school in Dallas, Texas. Booker T. is located right in the heart of the Dallas Arts District next to the Meyerson Symphony Center, Winspear Opera House, Wiley Theater, the Dallas Museum of Art, as well as many other facilities.

Booker T. boasts many famous alumni, such as Norah Jones, Erykah Badu, Edie Brickell (Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians), Roy Hargrove and Elizabeth Mitchell (of "Lost").

The students at Booker T. are in high demand in the artistic and academic world, receiving acceptances to schools from Julliard to Harvard.
parent: My child is incredibly smart but also incredibly talented. I think I'll have her audition to attend Booker T. Washington High School for the Performing and Visual Arts instead of paying my retirement to send her to Hockaday or settling for a crappy apartment to send her to Highland Park!

Booker T. Washington High School 

-arts magnet high school located in downtown Dallas, TX and consisting of four clusters: music, dance, visual, and "theater"(nothing is really accomplished in this cluster except very rarely).

-safe haven to weirdos, specifically emo children sporting mullets and striped extensions; you are free to be whomever you would like to be in this place, and everyone will sadly accept you as you are

-where norah jones and erykah badu are the reasons for living

-place lacking any kind of sports knowledge and/or skill, yet for some reason has a "coach"

-home of many druggies, and where druggies receive recognition for their art(which is generally done when high as a kite)

-one of the few locations in the world where you can be an average looking guy but get a very hot girlfriend
-yo man, did you see that person walkin' down da street da otha day?
-ihh, yea! dat fool look like she from Booker T. Washington High School wit dat EMO SHIT!

OR

-DAMN! that biotch can DANCE!
-i know, right? dat gurr BETTA GET IT wit dat Booker T. Washington High School STYLE!

OR

-YO, dat boy ova thurr has no ballin' skillz!
-yeaa...i heard he went to Booker T. Washington High School. cut the playa some slack, ya feel?

BTW (Booker T. Washinton Magnet High School) 

The biggest and baddest high school in Tulsa , Oklahoma. keppin it crunk fa really!!
BTW dominates every school in football!

BTW (Booker T. Washinton Magnet High School) 

The best Arts school in the Monrgomery area. Needs to continue being that. And all yall Brewtech adn LAMP folks need to stop hating.
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