Schnide

Schnide - losing streak or long dry spell. Bad luck

Dude, you need to get laid !! You need to get off the “ schnide”, man....

by Gizzard125 January 2, 2019

Schnide

To partake in liquidy butt-sex

I totally schnided this chick last night. It was all bad.

by squishy666 February 22, 2011

Schnide

Meaning Small, Pathetic or Puny

You are packing some schnide beef

by Nerox January 14, 2007

Schnide

A girl that lets you make sex on her with no feelings attached - emotions are often secretly involved, but only for 1 party (usually the shneided not the shneider)

Group - "Let's rage tonight boys, Guido finally got off the schnide!
Guido (at 3 am) - "Bro, the schnide is coming to scoop"
Zach - "God Bri is the archetype schnide"

by Oakley G. August 30, 2016

schnide

A scoreless, hitless or winless streak. A team or player gets off the schnide when the streak is broken.

After starting the season 0-5, the Raiders got off the schnide with a win over the Cardinals.

by j-nine October 30, 2006

The schnide

Has the Biggest Dick in the world, has banged every girl twice, and that girls mom 3 times. He is supper buff and huge. Is the best at every sport, especially lacrosse, no one cant touch him. Has long locks of gorgeousness flowing from his perfectly shaped head. Don't mess with him because he will fuck you up.

I wish i could be like The schnide

by Be him December 8, 2010

schnide

A working class phrase typically used in the North West of England, meaning "off brand" or "fake" in regards to a product or a brand.

When we were in Turkey, my Dad saw a man selling a schnide pair of Fila trainers. They looked legit and were 1/3 of the original price, so of course he bought em.

by TheEndGame December 17, 2022