Schnazziness 

In regards to clothing:

Something that makes the girls go WOW, the boys go SHIT, and the cougs go MINE!!

He brought schnazziness to a whole new level!

Schnazziness by Miss $ March 3, 2009

schnappiness 

A euphoria brought on by the consumption of schnapps.

Her schnappiness emerged after downing five hot cocoas spiked liberally with peppermint schnapps.

"Kassidy's in pursuit of schnappiness."

schnappiness by fribbles December 9, 2008