Schmullfer 

A very stupid, to the point of retardation, man who unexplainably managed to get a girlfriend.Schmullfers typically are also very unattractive and have a lot of knob cheese.

My brother Jem is such a Schmullfer!

Schmullfer by Massive Deek July 3, 2025

fanny schmeller 

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

schuller 

The schuller is a hard nose bad ass son of a gun who doesnt take crap off of nobody.

Man that schuller dude punched that guy for asking him what time it was. Schuller is a hard ass!

schuller by Arkguy December 19, 2016

schmullet

a jewish person's mullet. Not seen very often - sort of a rarity like the jabberwocky.

Wow! would ya take a gander at that schmullet the Rabbi's got!!!

schmullet by fauxvian November 7, 2006

Super Schuller

The
best
lifeguard
EVER.

1: the other day i was at lifetime fitness, swimming, when something ridiculously insane happened to me- and guess who saved me?!

2: Who?

1: SUPER SCHULLER!!!!

Super Schuller by akdghpauhgapoudrhgjq4w8357289y March 22, 2009

schmeller 

The skinniest excuse for a disease on the face of the planet. Looking at (or should I say through?) him is painful to say the least. If you have any dignitiy or self respect I highly reccomend staying as far away from this individual as possible.

Hey, look at that ugly person, I think its dave schmeller!

schmeller by Marshall November 1, 2004

schmulloofer 

Someone that schmulloofs
Pronounced: sh loof er

Collin: Sk8 you are a schmulloofer
Sk8: * blows up collin*

Clayton: * laughter*

schmulloofer by Dr. Sauve June 12, 2019