Schmuckles

Smart-ass chuckles.

Lefty got done, too many schmuckles!

by Ralphie A Burcke November 29, 2011

Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

Schmeckle pop

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.

Nice schmeckle pop!

Thanks

by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014

schmeckledorf

the state of being bamboozled

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!

by dano magnum September 26, 2006

schmecklehead

NYC Yiddish: Idiot, a mope, moron.

Shut up ya schmecklehead, you can't tell shit from shinola.

by Murray Haldanish October 3, 2019

shmuckler

very perfect and adorable individual or thing

Wow, my cat, Sushi, is such a shmuckler.

by SushiMagooshi September 14, 2021

schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

by The Fly February 9, 2004