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A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.
Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.
by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010
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Someone is irritably stupid and annoying. You can’t get them off your back. They’re stubborn too.
Nikita is a schmuck, he failed all his classes due to his absences.
by Some12yearoldbich February 27, 2018
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a foolish or contemptible person. also known as a person who frequents Fedmyster's streams
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A term used to describe someone who is acting dumber than they are; not necessary derogative term, but when used in the right context it can convey the frustration that one is having during the communication process.
Stop being such a schmuck and listen to me ya dumb!
by erieee December 21, 2009
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1. A word only your parents use
2. Someone who dosent think much or is dull in the head
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