Urban Dictionary: Schmuck

schmuck

Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.

Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.

Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.

by the fuuuuck? July 21, 2010

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Tom DeLay

A self serving neocon scumbag who should have lost job.

Conservative republicans changed the law that would forced his removal

This is Democracy in action

Only a real DeLay would have voted for George W. Bush

by harry cannoli March 24, 2005

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Whatever the hell you want it to be. Really... anything...

You: You, my fine sir, are a schmuck.

Friend: What the hell is a schmuck?

You: I'm not sure yet.

by Dr. Meowings March 31, 2010

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metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up

Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!

by Dustin April 10, 2005

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Schmuck

The word schmuck is only one of the many words in the English language. It has many meanings. It's true meaning is "an idiot or dimwitted fool". Using its Jewish meaning is simply an insult to give to a stupid friend, family member, or co worker.

Its most common meaning is used to replace fuck, the "f" word. Replacing fuck is used in many ways. As direct insults, sexual content, a noun, a verb, an adjective, a command, outdoor play, to change the meaning of the word, or the only word in the sentence.

Jewish term: Jacob is a schmuck.
As an insult meaning fuck: Schmuck you!
As a noun: You are ugly as schmuck.
As a verb: John schmucked Shirley.
As an adjective: This is really schmucky.
As a command: Shut the schmuck up!
As outdoor play: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go schmuck yourself?
Changing meaning: Unschmuckingbeleivable or Inschmuckingcredible.
As the only word in the sentence: Schmuck the schmucking schmuckers. Schmuck you you mother schmucking schmucker.

by Valsha Taylor April 26, 2009

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