The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.
by RichieAnonymous March 25, 2012
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Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.
Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.
Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.
Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.
by the fuuuuck? July 21, 2010
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Tom DeLay
A self serving neocon scumbag who should have lost job.
Conservative republicans changed the law that would forced his removal
This is Democracy in action
A self serving neocon scumbag who should have lost job.
Conservative republicans changed the law that would forced his removal
This is Democracy in action
by harry cannoli March 24, 2005
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by Dr. Meowings March 31, 2010
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