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A soccer coach who Can’t afford the local tacos and likes to flex his film degree. Hell tell you that he’s cute but he gets his haircuts in Paris if that says anything.
Bourbons soccer coach is the prime example of a Schmuck
by Gyppw October 22, 2018
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(possibly yiddish): an untrustworthy, homeless, jobless bum
don't be a schmuck and live productively, by getting an education and working!
by sexydimma November 03, 2019
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Discarded foreskin, from performing a circumcision.
With a forceps, the Rabbi carefully removed the schmuck he had just snipped off.
by SierraLeone July 11, 2017
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The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.
by RichieAnonymous March 25, 2012
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