Schmoxbox 

Tall strong young man named Max having birthday and his friends made a present for him: a transport box for Eristoff Lime bottles called a Schmoxbox

Schachi: He TOOONNIIII! We made you a present!
Max: Oh thx bro what is it?
Schachi: A Schmoxbox for ya

Schmoxbox by Stonewaiter April 2, 2021

schmobodon 

A clueless schmuck

My boss thinks he's the shit but he's really just king of the schmobodons.

schmobodon by Littler Lotta January 27, 2012

schmoeboarding 

Playin the schmoe field

I was schmoeboarding at the mall last week.

schmoeboarding by Drewskizzy December 7, 2006

schmobogger 

a person who has been your friend, or friends with one of your friends for years. he/she is the person who everyone except for a select few people hates. He/she is the most likely the reason that you and or your group of freinds was not invited to more than one high-school parties. every person knows who this select individual is and onyl tolerates that person becuase your friends do. Also this person is the direct reason that you used to and/or are constatly getting into trouble. this person does not know when to quit and always wants to do things their way becuase they have alterior motives that only help them. They are constatly come up in conversations regardings vacations/shin digs/parties/etc. However, for better or for worse they will always be around

high-school: "bro, you cant bring that schmobogger(name)to the party, noone likes him"

possible vacation: "if that schmobogger(name) is going i dont want to go, i dont want to end up in jail like the last time"

hanging out: "i dont like where this is going i am leaving before anything bad happens/(name) does anything studip"

schmobogger by behmfool June 20, 2008

schmombobled 

The act of being gobsmacked

Taylor: I’m so confused
David: You’ve been schmombobled!

schmombobled by Hotfraclin February 28, 2022