Schmitt's
Another word for "gay". In reference to Saturday Night Live skit involving Adam Sandler and the late Chris Farley.
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Schmitt's Law
According to schmitt's law, if you leave two or more cables unattended for a period of time, they will become tangled by the time you return.
Schmitt's Law by Sir Isaac Schmitt June 22, 2011
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Schmitt's dick
A dick that is without doubt bigger than any other. It is also referred to as lamp post or Schmitt senior
Schmitt's dick by cunt69 June 7, 2014
Schmitt's Beer Gesture
The act of performing a waving hand that rises from hip to head level after something awesome happens or is mentioned. It may also be spurned by the airing of "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen. The Gesture may also be accompanied by a verbal "OOOoooh!" The aforementioned Gesture is originally seen being used in the Schmitt's Gay Beer commercial on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sander and Chris Farley.
1) Overheard: "Van Halen, Poison, Def Leppard, and Journey are coming to town this year" Instantly followed by one or more Schmitt's Beer Gestures.
2) "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen comes on the radio. Immediately followed by "OOOoooh!" and the trademark Gesture.
2) "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen comes on the radio. Immediately followed by "OOOoooh!" and the trademark Gesture.
Schmitt's Beer Gesture by Brian@UD March 31, 2008
David Schmitt
David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.
Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!
*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!
* opponent is defeated*
*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!
* opponent is defeated*
David Schmitt by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013
Piece of ScHmITt
Any kind of plagiarized writing by persons of power. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt. A Piece of ScHmITt can be distinguished from other forms of plagiarism by the author’s reliance on political or other means of control to circumvent standards and avoid being held accountable once their fraud is exposed.
Dude 1: Have recently found out that our head of department plagiarized my father’s writing.
Dude 2: Sure, but it’s a Piece of ScHmITt, so there’s nothing you can do about it.
Dude 2: Sure, but it’s a Piece of ScHmITt, so there’s nothing you can do about it.
Piece of ScHmITt by FrankBeaverbrook January 20, 2012
Schmitt'd
An instance when a person truly believes that their statement was original and states the obvious after immediately being told the same information from a peer.
After giving an update to my boss I was schmitt'd by Aaron who said the exact same things that I said. Thanks for taking adding no value to the conversation and taking all the credit.
Schmitt'd by ObviousDecision December 17, 2013