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Yiddish for an idiot. See also schmuck, schmo.
look at this schmock
Schmock by mrhappy3412 February 20, 2009
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schmock and a pancake 

partaking in weed smoking and eating pancakes
you wanna schmock and a pancake tonight?
schmock and a pancake by dublevision February 21, 2004
something dirty, uggly and filthy.
Also, resin in your pipe.

First found in germany in 1999, it made it's way on several popular message boards where it caused some confusion.

Might be spelled "shmock"
God, look at that schmock!
I cleaned my pipe yesterday, and removed a lot of schmock!
schmock by Timo1232 March 20, 2008
The art of having artistically placed a piece of dog poo on a stick
That boy used a stick to flick the poo away, but instead he had made himself a schmock
Schmock by umbie March 22, 2004
Slang term for cannibis or marajuana.
'Did you bring the schmock?'

'Lets go get high off this schmock'
Schmock by Paidii November 6, 2012
A word which can only be used by OGs to say that a song is clappin
This shit, that I've been listening to turns out to be a schmock.
schmock by bloodsux2 October 29, 2020
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