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Schmecht 

Yungnigka
Damn that Schmecht is a yungnigka
Schmecht by N1ggazinmybutthole March 16, 2022
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schmecho 

It's the reverberating sound your nuts make against her ass when you're drilling your skank in a mens room stall.
Dude, you shoulda heard the schmecho tonite while I was bustin it with your sister in the can!
schmecho by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006

Schechter 

1. The sort of person whose ability to differentiate between right and wrong has been completely eroded.

2. A female who has managed to have intercourse with more men and other women than previously thought to be humanly possible.

3. The Queen of all past, present, and future slores.

4. A drug-addicted whore.

5. A teenage girl with the vagina of a 75-year-old lifetime prostitute, whose specialty was ten-man-gangbangs.
Dude, she's fucking fifteen guys while smoking a joint and doing a kegstand... What a Schechter.

Schlechta 

The biggest queen in the world. She slays so hard, that my hair falls off.
"OMG Schlechta is here"
Schlechta by Schlechta November 24, 2022

Schlecht 

The equivalent of "bad" in the German language.
Das ist sehr schlecht.
Schlecht by Dagmarre November 2, 2004
A tiny penis
Stacey:Hey Jared sent me a photo of his penis IT WAS SO SMALL it was a Schmechel

Harrison/me:I’m a guy why do you tell me this stuff
schmechel by Harrison Godd December 7, 2017

Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! 

German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror.
Fuck! Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! I hate mirrors.
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murderhobo 

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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