schmamama 

To be trapped in a closet with a gay guy and not knowing what to do. Ususally ending in vigorously forced anal sex and a sore ass.

Jonny: You dont seem to peachy today?
Davis: I got schmamama ed last night.

schmamama by Shmaaaaaaa March 25, 2008

Schmamama 

To get locked in a closet with a gay guy, not knowing what to do. Usually ending in forced vigorous anal sex & a sore Ass

Jonny: Your not looking to Peachy Today
Davis: I got Schmamama-ed last night
Jonny: BRUTAL

Schmamama by SDS the one and only's March 25, 2008

scamarama 

an ecxlamation for the word scam. simply a word to point out that a scam has just been performed, whether it be good or bad.

man-1: Dude, I totally nailed that girl last night.
man-2: Scamarama. Nicely done.

woman: That man just stole my purse.
innocent bystander (to himself): Scamarama.

scamarama by Sir B November 15, 2009

schmammered 

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

Shmammal 

A natural fat or artificially fat cat. Natural by having a history of obesity. And artificial by eating too much. The weight minimum is 18 pounds.

Joe: Look at that shmammal.
Jim: Wow! He's 24 pounds!

Shmammal by Bumbo Walrusoni November 25, 2019

Shamama 

Arabic. Feminine. A name meaning "beautiful fragrance".

Shamama "Queen Mother" is also the female incarnation of Buddha. As in the Buddhas of Bamiyan.

Shamama is a girl I met.

Her name was Shamama.

Shamama by truthspeaks88 July 30, 2013

Shamamalay 

Pronounced (Sha-Mama-lay)

The word you say when you do not know how to pronounce chamomile.

“I see some shamamalay in your cabinet”

Shamamalay by Onion.Onion December 29, 2022