schmamama

To be trapped in a closet with a gay guy and not knowing what to do. Ususally ending in vigorously forced anal sex and a sore ass.

Jonny: You dont seem to peachy today?
Davis: I got schmamama ed last night.

by Shmaaaaaaa March 25, 2008

Schmamama

To get locked in a closet with a gay guy, not knowing what to do. Usually ending in forced vigorous anal sex & a sore Ass

Jonny: Your not looking to Peachy Today
Davis: I got Schmamama-ed last night
Jonny: BRUTAL

by SDS the one and only's March 25, 2008

scamarama

an ecxlamation for the word scam. simply a word to point out that a scam has just been performed, whether it be good or bad.

man-1: Dude, I totally nailed that girl last night.
man-2: Scamarama. Nicely done.

woman: That man just stole my purse.
innocent bystander (to himself): Scamarama.

by Sir B November 15, 2009

schmammered

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

Shmammal

A natural fat or artificially fat cat. Natural by having a history of obesity. And artificial by eating too much. The weight minimum is 18 pounds.

Joe: Look at that shmammal.
Jim: Wow! He's 24 pounds!

by Bumbo Walrusoni November 25, 2019

Shamama

Arabic. Feminine. A name meaning "beautiful fragrance".

Shamama "Queen Mother" is also the female incarnation of Buddha. As in the Buddhas of Bamiyan.

Shamama is a girl I met.

Her name was Shamama.

by truthspeaks88 July 30, 2013

Shamamalay

Pronounced (Sha-Mama-lay)

The word you say when you do not know how to pronounce chamomile.

“I see some shamamalay in your cabinet”

by Onion.Onion December 29, 2022