schmamama
To be trapped in a closet with a gay guy and not knowing what to do. Ususally ending in vigorously forced anal sex and a sore ass.
schmamama by Shmaaaaaaa March 25, 2008
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Schmamama
To get locked in a closet with a gay guy, not knowing what to do. Usually ending in forced vigorous anal sex & a sore Ass
Schmamama by SDS the one and only's March 25, 2008
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schmammered
The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008
Shmammal
A natural fat or artificially fat cat. Natural by having a history of obesity. And artificial by eating too much. The weight minimum is 18 pounds.
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Shamama
Arabic. Feminine. A name meaning "beautiful fragrance".
Shamama "Queen Mother" is also the female incarnation of Buddha. As in the Buddhas of Bamiyan.
Shamama "Queen Mother" is also the female incarnation of Buddha. As in the Buddhas of Bamiyan.
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Shamamalay
Shamamalay by Onion.Onion December 29, 2022
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