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Schlong Dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024
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Schlong Dongler

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Anti-Schlong Dongler

Max: "Stacy is an Anti-Schlong Dongler"
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schlong dongery

Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.
WOW...that Schlong Dongery is quite the cocksman!!
by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006
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Schlong Donger

A term used to refer to an unusually large penis, typically large in both length and girth.

More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.
1: Hey I hear that guy has the biggest dick in town.

2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.
by BroBuster June 14, 2021
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schlongmongler

(Noun)

A straight savage. Slightly out of control, but mostly a hard-core beast.
Mike was such a schlongmongler that night in his jeep.... I mean, 4 girls at once?!?
by Jerry1212 May 18, 2016
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