cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.
by girl April 20, 2004
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The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.
The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.
by IncognitoD July 5, 2009
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( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
Get the Schlomping the whitebait mug.( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
Get the Schlomping the whitebait mug.( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024
Get the Schlomping the whitebait mug.by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014
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#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("
by bitkahuna December 9, 2008
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