Schizoland

A magical place where schizophrenics, borderline personality peeps, and otherwise mad people exist - where they choose to gather as one consistent gap in the holes that permeate sane existence. It's a beautiful land beyond the permeated driven anxiety that existstece drives us all too - in the end.

Leave it alone mate. Nothing you do can help her. Let her move herself back to Schizoland - alone and uncharted.

Schizoland by Petra prime April 9, 2026

schizomanagement

An ineffective form of management involving steep and sudden changes in direction with seemingly no pattern. People who adopt this form of management often create contradictory directives.

Julie: It's 4pm, I'm off. See you tomorrow.
Karla: What? You don't just leave at 4pm. There are still open issues to resolve.
Julie: Understood, I'll finish up.
Karla: Look, you can't just assume that we can pay you overtime. Your shift ends at 4pm, so if you stay later you need to get it approved first.
Julie: Are you certified in schizomanagement?

schizomanagement by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

schizoanalfreliac 

Someone who you know personally, and by the power of alcohol turns into a philosopher, problem solver, oratory genius spouting long monologues on the meaning of life though they are so drunk that they don’t know shit from shinola and pull phrases out of their ass that don't make sense.

Mike - "You know what you need to do? You need,……… you need,…………. you need to bandage your ass in the ether

Me - "What the hell does that even mean?

Mike - "You know what, you just don't get it, you just don't understand!

Me - " Mike you’re a Schizoanalfreliac"

schizoanalfreliac by Kahnnn December 18, 2013

schizotard 

It is a description for someone that suffers from shizophrenia (usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances.) and is retarded (affected with mental retardation).

NOUN: Roxy is a schizotard.

My ex went schizotarded on me because she thought that I cheating on her with her best friend.

schizotard by Skillz o'Murray August 6, 2006

Schizotard 

When someone has both schizophrenia and is retarded. reserved for the craziest and stupidest person you know, (or see on the street.)

Person 1: "Why the hell is that guy pissing and bashing his head against the wall in that alley?!?"
Person 2: "looks like a schizotard to me"

Schizotard by eviojfvefdiojfd vfoidjnnjdsxkc January 30, 2025