schizotard 

It is a description for someone that suffers from shizophrenia (usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances.) and is retarded (affected with mental retardation).

NOUN: Roxy is a schizotard.

My ex went schizotarded on me because she thought that I cheating on her with her best friend.

schizotard by Skillz o'Murray August 6, 2006

Schizotard 

When someone has both schizophrenia and is retarded. reserved for the craziest and stupidest person you know, (or see on the street.)

Person 1: "Why the hell is that guy pissing and bashing his head against the wall in that alley?!?"
Person 2: "looks like a schizotard to me"

Schizotard by eviojfvefdiojfd vfoidjnnjdsxkc January 30, 2025

Schizoturniebutthole 

When one suffers from both schizophrenia and Tourette’s syndrome while simultaneously experiencing anal hernias.

It’s so sad, Gerald was diagnosed with schizoturniebutthole and he was supposed to go trail riding this weekend.

Schizoturniebutthole by sammyg8 May 7, 2018

Shirotard 

Narrow-minded or undeveloped, person who is a retarded loser.

"Don't be a shirotard you shirotard!"

Shirotard by Slumped2G August 11, 2023

schizofartia 

Schizofartia Stage 1- When one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.

Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.

Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.

Schizofartia Stage 1- When one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.

Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.

Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.

schizofartia by Mr.Utley November 3, 2012

Schizoland

A magical place where schizophrenics, borderline personality peeps, and otherwise mad people exist - where they choose to gather as one consistent gap in the holes that permeate sane existence. It's a beautiful land beyond the permeated driven anxiety that existstece drives us all too - in the end.

Leave it alone mate. Nothing you do can help her. Let her move herself back to Schizoland - alone and uncharted.

Schizoland by Petra prime April 9, 2026