Schclaped 

When your dumb faded

Friend: “Yo you was litt last night!”
Me: “Yeah brody, I was dumb schclaped

Schclaped by Photogenic_Trashbag May 31, 2018

Scholared 

One who has obtained the right to study (through financial aid, merit, status ..etc.) under the privileges of a scholarship. Word usually used in past-tense, however, can be used in reference to future occurences (example below;)

Jenny was scholared into NYU, how crazy is that?!

Matt, do you think you'll be scholared into Harvard...I mean, what are the chances of that?

Scholared by LilKiddo22 June 18, 2011

schlong-schlapped 

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.

Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.

schlong-schlapped by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007

schalaxed 

the relaxation that comes during a really good hookah smoking session. Your tongue is too relaxed to say anything properly.

"Girl, I am so schalaxed right now that a total babe could walk through that door and I wouldn't even notice."

schalaxed by cwunderkind March 21, 2009

schlamed 

The act or process of feeding thirsty goats gingerbread.

Mike schlamed bella.

schlamed by Michael Zinshteyn February 13, 2008

schlazed

to get really high

"Tom and Paulie got schlazed the other day."

schlazed by Tuckerq23 October 15, 2007

Schlapped 

To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.

"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"

Schlapped by Mr.Sassafras May 17, 2016