schalaxed 

the relaxation that comes during a really good hookah smoking session. Your tongue is too relaxed to say anything properly.

"Girl, I am so schalaxed right now that a total babe could walk through that door and I wouldn't even notice."

schalaxed by cwunderkind March 21, 2009

schalted

To drop someone in the shit by taking holiday at the end of a big project.

"To schalt someone" "you got schalted"

schalted by Jetstar June 27, 2014

Scholared 

One who has obtained the right to study (through financial aid, merit, status ..etc.) under the privileges of a scholarship. Word usually used in past-tense, however, can be used in reference to future occurences (example below;)

Jenny was scholared into NYU, how crazy is that?!

Matt, do you think you'll be scholared into Harvard...I mean, what are the chances of that?

Scholared by LilKiddo22 June 18, 2011

Schlaaked 

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.

How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!

Schlaaked by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011

Schaared 

A co-worker is notorious for staying long past scheduled shift time, which often results in later scheduled employees leaving before he does. It is referred to as "being Schaared."

Dude, you've been Schaared!
If you don't leave soon, you're gonna be Schaared!

Schaared by dfjdlfjsFODfffsdjkfhasd;kljfol June 30, 2017

schlamed 

The act or process of feeding thirsty goats gingerbread.

Mike schlamed bella.

schlamed by Michael Zinshteyn February 13, 2008

schlazed

to get really high

"Tom and Paulie got schlazed the other day."

schlazed by Tuckerq23 October 15, 2007