Scepter Boobs Share definition Flag A woman who is unattractive except for her breasts. Used as a figure for the phrase 'except her boobs.' Laura is a 'scepter boobs.' She's ugly, 'cept her boobs! Scepter Boobs by Nicole and Casey September 9, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Scepter Boobs mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch