Scary Movies 

Movies which motivate a black audience to yell at the screen, talking to the character as though they were there.

Scary Movies of any type work, as long as there is enough suspense to engage the colored folk.

Scary Movies by Scottizzle Swansizzle December 31, 2007

scary movies 

a movie that scares the shit outta you, and you can't sleep for days.

laura couldn't sleep for days, or go in the dark by herself after watching 3 scary movies in a row

scary movies by terisa <3 March 20, 2008

Scary Movies 

The movie were there has to be a horny jock,a horny hot girl so they can have sex and die after the black guy,a nerd boy or girl if it is a girl they will most likely be the survivor of the movie,and a black guy, especially the black guy so he can die first

Why is it that in all Scary Movies the black guy dies first.

Scary Movies by YAREALTHICCBOY(╭☞•ᨎ•)╭☞ March 3, 2020

watching scary movies 

to have loud sex

Last night Derek and Caitlin were watching scary movies.

watching scary movies by chocolate603 October 17, 2010

Scary Movie 3 

The absolute best parody movie that I've ever laid eyes on.

It's basically a mix of a parody of The Ring, a parody of Signs, a parody of Eight Mile, and a parody of a whole lot of other movies.

George:
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through. Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out. I'm a white boy, but my neck is red. I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread. My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail. How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. UH! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero. I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him. I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France. So maybe I'm whack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back!

Scary Movie 3 by Ben Kenobi June 4, 2005

scary movied 

As a verb, to blow a ginormus load of cum. Named after the movie in which such an ejaculation was first portrayed. To completely and utterly bust your nuts.

Last night Liz gave me head for the first time. I scary movied all over her face and the floor.

My gf and I the first time we had sex-

gf: oh yeah, you like that baby
me: Yeah. Omg don't stop, don't- uh. oooh OOOOOOOOOOOOOH CraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
*eyes roll back into head and cumz so hard that he loses 30 pounds and blast her through the roof into space.
Astronaut: Commander did you just seethat?!

scary movied by Yobastank August 11, 2004

scary movie 3 

The funniest of the Scary Movie .... um, movies. It has by far the most bizarre, must-see alternate ending ever!

George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...

scary movie 3 by bohdave April 30, 2005