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scandalamity

A disgraceful occurrence,
"You call your husband by his first name?"
"Scandalamity!"

- Saturday Night Live
scandalamity by themonotheist July 29, 2006

Scandalousity 

Scandalousity is just a longer and sassier way of saying scandalous. It gives a better understanding that you are not taking the situation seriously. (It can also be used to replace the word scandal)
" I heard the teacher has been sleeping with her students"
" oh my gosh *gasps* the scandalousity"

scandality 

How scandalous the scandal is.
Also known as Kelsey Champagne at night.
"my mind is going crazy with scandality"
scandality by Derek Roberge May 14, 2008

Scandalocity

The velocity at which one becomes scandalous.
It was apparent that they had reached maximum scandalocity.
Scandalocity by rophergro December 11, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026