scandalamity

A disgraceful occurrence,

"You call your husband by his first name?"
"Scandalamity!"

- Saturday Night Live

by themonotheist July 29, 2006

Scandalosity

Scandalous actions, such as those offensive to morality or propriety.

That threesome I had with him and his evil step sista was the epitome of Scandalosity.

by AKseacode May 10, 2006

scandality

How scandalous the scandal is.
Also known as Kelsey Champagne at night.

"my mind is going crazy with scandality"

by Derek Roberge May 14, 2008

Scandalocity

The velocity at which one becomes scandalous.

It was apparent that they had reached maximum scandalocity.

by rophergro December 11, 2011