scamper

To run or hurry away from something, usually a fat chick at a party.

Dawg, i just scampered away from this Betty McNasty, I can't belive I away from her huge gaping hagina!!!

by coby March 2, 2003

scamper

a wet and moist Vagina that has a smell to it, that makes you run away with your nose in the air.

That was one hell of a scamper. I ran so fast from that ho.

by sp9ecialK March 3, 2003

Scamper

What you and your siblings do when your dad comes home drunk

"Quick, scamper, dad's home!"

by Minecraft miner 101 June 15, 2018

Scamper

The most obnoxious word in the English language.

...Scamper. Fuck. I hate myself.

by Captain_Jack September 19, 2006

scamper

a person who is mentally/physically handicapped

"hey ted, look at that scamper jumping up and down on the play set."

"goddam scampers always gotta show on thursday, they shit all over the place."

by fredrick ralph smith March 13, 2010

scamper tantrum

When a confined animal runs frantically back and forth with no apparent reason.

"This catnip is really good stuff - one little sniff and Fluffers had a two-hour scamper tantrum."

by kaztrado November 7, 2011

Scamper off

To skedaddle with extravagance and great agility. When scampering off be sure to not get too hasty.

1: Did you see with how much haste Chase scampered off last evening?
2: How does one scamper off with so much agility?

by Studenac Manager June 2, 2023