Scammurabi

A highly esteemed con artist. Specifically the top 1% of scammers.

Mr. Bonsu: "I've looked everywhere and I swear somebody must have stolen it. I can't find the damn lottery ticket...!"

Mr. Jones: "Don't worry, we'll find it! It has to be around here somewhere."

Mr. Bonsu: "I don't know man, I'm starting to lose hope. We've been looking for 7 hours straight."

Mr. Jones: "Yeah maybe let's sleep on it and look again in the morning. It's 2am and we're both tired."

Mr. Bonsu: "You're right, let's just catch some sleep and look again tomorrow."

*Mr. Bonsu goes to sleep while Mr. Jones cashes the lottery ticket for 500 million dollars, plans a successful fake death, moves out of the country and is never seen again.*

Only a true scammurabi could achieve such a feat in the world of scamming.

by wobbyj January 6, 2025

Scamurai

When a Japanese man scams you out of your money. Mostly through the Internet or commercials.

That's sad Josh I can't believe they would scamurai you.

by Dragónverde December 1, 2018

Cammurabi

The greatest American philosopher of all time. He traveled with a can of soda to save far more than he ever thought possible. There are many books about him. Cammurabi’s quotes are pure wisdom.

Cammurabi is the greatest American philosopher of all time!

We love Cammurabi’s quotes

by Larry cabkeoca December 2, 2025

Cammurabi

I heard that he is a great philosopher, I can't say I met him personally, but there is someone I know that gives me the vibe that he may be Cammurabi himself..

I think I may know this Cammurabi dude..

by Elf123something December 3, 2025

Cammurabi

The greatest philosopher. He comes from a city far away from mine, but i was a witness to his wisdom. He destroyed my timeline and forced me to relive my worst trauma, but it’s all good broski.

Cammurabi is the greatest American philosopher of all time.

by John Caspar December 6, 2025