Scalley Valley 

Synonymous with Merrimack Valley High School.
A shitty little place that can't even afford tissues.
Populated mainly by three social groups;
-Cousin fucking losers, know to greet everything with "Sup buck!"
-Scum bag 'drug dealers' that sell overpriced, under quality shit. Not that difficult to spot, easily distinguishable by some form of rasta apparel, a faint smell of weed that can't seemed to be washed away, or a stray lighter.
-Shovel faced herpes whores that walk with their nose up, and ass out. Their favorite activity is to talk shit about other girls.

With a curriculum that appears to be getting shittier and shittier, it's only a matter of time before it's equivalent to Franklin High.

Mike "I got transferred here from Scalley Valley."
Jake "Shit bro. You should get yourself tested..."

Scalley Valley by Dubs09 August 1, 2012

Scalley Valley 

a term used when talking about Merrimack Valley High School; referring to Merrimack Valley as scum

I hate Scalley Valley

Scalley Valley by hahahaha75 January 28, 2011

scally valley 

home of the kid with the flobsters 😔😔

someone "yea I just moved here from scally valley"
someone else "ohh the home of the kid with the flobsters"

scally valley by jaxs office August 10, 2023