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Smokey Bear Parade
1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)
2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.
2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.
Smokey Bear Parade by Chattom, E August 22, 2006
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Smokey Time
A special time in which an individual goes out to take a little smoke whether its a normal cigarette or even the bong pipe. Smokey time is a time where the smoker devotes his/her heart to the smoke, and nothing can distract them from the wonderful effect it produces. Too much Smokey Time can result in Lung Cancer or getting high, which is why you should limit the Smokey Time to about 5 hours or less. Some people get too carried away while engaging in Smokey Time which frequently results in them smoking through important business meetings and other important events without eve realizing. Some people even smoke to the point where their mind is literally telling them to "Screw anyone else, just smoke me". Smokey Time is becoming a serious problem in the United States of America, as well as the rest of the world. If the government does not outlaw Smokey Time soon, the whole world will begin to smoke, resulting in world chaos and havoc. And as if Smokey Time alone wasn't enough, society in general (well the Smokey Time population and fans) have decided that it is "okay" to just throws their cigarettes all over the streets and onto the floor. This contributes to world litter, and more smoke being released into the air for innocent little pookies to smell it and get addicted to Smokey Time. Although Smokey Time is addicting, and it makes the body feel better while engaging in it, there are many more cons than pros when it comes to Smokey Time. Plz do your part by not joining people in Smokey Time. When, they have made it clear that they are going out to have a little Smokey Time, ignore them and think to yourself, "What a dumbass, he/she's gonna die" and just leave it at that. On a final note I would like to state that Smokey Time IZ NIICE! SCREW THIS DEFINITION LET'S GO HAVE SOME SMOKEY TIME!
Sid - Hey where is Uncle Joe going, he just got here?
Mir - Oh, he's just going out for a little Smokey Time, but he'll be back soon.
Sid - Oh I see. You wanna join him?
Mir and Kaba say in unison - LET'S.
Borat (from the corner of the room) - SMOKEY TIME, IZ NIICE!
Mir - Oh, he's just going out for a little Smokey Time, but he'll be back soon.
Sid - Oh I see. You wanna join him?
Mir and Kaba say in unison - LET'S.
Borat (from the corner of the room) - SMOKEY TIME, IZ NIICE!
Smokey Time by Mastie August 21, 2009
Stokey
Stokey by Mystiqueela September 6, 2008
smokey robinson
one of the baddest negros to sing oldies from back in the day he used to sing songs like "being with you" and "Ooo baby baby"
smokey robinson by Th3M1ck September 7, 2007
smokey turtle
smokey turtle by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011
Smokey McBongwater
"What are you doing today, man?"
"I just bought a half-o, so you know what I'm doing!"
"Jesus man, every day with you. No wonder they call you Smokey McBongwater."
"I just bought a half-o, so you know what I'm doing!"
"Jesus man, every day with you. No wonder they call you Smokey McBongwater."
Smokey McBongwater by A. T. Mediocre September 24, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"