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Sandmanning

The act of crop dusting your significant other or spouse by silently farting into your hand and “magically sprinkling” it over their nose right before they fall asleep.
Rodney: It sucked man I had to sleep on the couch last night.
George: Why, what’d you do this time?
Rodney: I got caught sandmanning the old lady, it was bad George, it was burrito night.
Sandmanning by Evol E July 16, 2019
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Sandmanning

The act of throwing a cup water on an unsuspecting victim with hopes that it will dissolve them.
Candys lied awake in her gammy's bed that night hopping to see if the Sandman existed. When a figure walked past, she totally sandmanned it thinking she was catching the Sandman himself. Turns out, she ended up sandmanning her own grandmother.
Sandmanning by The Moneymaker December 26, 2011

Susanning 

Typical UHaul lesbian with a passion for not-fashion and highland cows. She strongly identifies with the L word and finds great pleasure in the idea of owning a strap that can not only provide the function of artificial insemination, that will not only provide her with an Ethiopian son named Mike, but "keep this pussy tight forever." She (currently) dreams of becoming a botanist and starting her own cum-unity garden in order to feed the underprivileged and wean them off of beef diets like baby highland cows off the teat.
You're totally Susanning right now, just chill out in your Mandalay Bay presidential suite.
Susanning by skskskskboy September 3, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026