Sausmanning

creating made-up "evidence" for uploading on the internet, in order to use this same "evidence" to back up a failing argument.

She was caught sausmanning her "evidence" in an attempt to provide "proof" for her argument with Bill about QAnon's claims.

by AllieghyaRodeham September 13, 2020

Sandmanning

The act of crop dusting your significant other or spouse by silently farting into your hand and “magically sprinkling” it over their nose right before they fall asleep.

Rodney: It sucked man I had to sleep on the couch last night.
George: Why, what’d you do this time?
Rodney: I got caught sandmanning the old lady, it was bad George, it was burrito night.

by Evol E July 16, 2019

Sandmanning

The act of throwing a cup water on an unsuspecting victim with hopes that it will dissolve them.

Candys lied awake in her gammy's bed that night hopping to see if the Sandman existed. When a figure walked past, she totally sandmanned it thinking she was catching the Sandman himself. Turns out, she ended up sandmanning her own grandmother.

by The Moneymaker December 26, 2011

Susanning

Typical UHaul lesbian with a passion for not-fashion and highland cows. She strongly identifies with the L word and finds great pleasure in the idea of owning a strap that can not only provide the function of artificial insemination, that will not only provide her with an Ethiopian son named Mike, but "keep this pussy tight forever." She (currently) dreams of becoming a botanist and starting her own cum-unity garden in order to feed the underprivileged and wean them off of beef diets like baby highland cows off the teat.

You're totally Susanning right now, just chill out in your Mandalay Bay presidential suite.

by skskskskboy September 3, 2019