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Sausage burn 

That lip herpes
“What’s that on your lip?”
Shit bro I got a sausage burn from suckin that dudes dic”

Burnt Sausage 

That random burning feeling you get in your dick, usually after wanking and taking a piss too close together.
Frank: "Are you okay bro? You look like your in a bit of pain". Tom: "Nah i'm fine man, just got a bit of a burnt sausage". Frank: "Oh fuck, I hate it when I get those".

burnt sausage 

a way to describe a black man's penis.
stacy: so what does a black guys dick look like?
natalie: dude total burnt sausage
stacy: cool?
burnt sausage by nbb October 25, 2006

burnt sausage 

The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.
Example:

Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)

Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.
burnt sausage by Jumbalia Stone November 29, 2011

Sausageburger monster 

Tasty juicy delicious nice yummy food

That not many people like
Ugh I love sausageburger monster
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026