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sausage sandwich 

When a girl gets penetrated in her anus and vaginal holes (at the same time), she is having a 'sausage sandwich'.
"Hey Mary - did you enjoy your sausage sandwich last night?"
"Yeah, but my anus and my vagina holes are hurting/bleeding now"
sausage sandwich by 2d unit March 3, 2008
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Sausage Sandwich 

When two girls are in the act of scissoring, you put your dick in between their vaginas and sit back and relax
Yo dude, did your hear about will?
Yeah I heard that he walked in on two lesbians scissoring, they asked if he wanted to join in and make a sausage sandwich
Sausage Sandwich by Cornf1ake February 9, 2018

Sausage sandwich 

When you wrap a slice of turkey around a penis, and a slice of ham around another penis, and insert them into the same hole.
We did a sausage sandwich during last night's threesome, and things will never be the same

sausage sandwich banga 

Where people fuck eachother during Australia Day.

Open faced sausage sandwich 

When a male is having sex with a male while having sex with a female or MMF.
Sarah, Mike, and Sam got together and had an open faced sausage sandwich last night

ham and sausage sandwich 

the act of performing sexual intercourse upon a hammy fanny or any vagina
wanna make a ham and sausage sandwich?

Croatian Sausage Sandwich 

A sexual act involving 2 men and a woman. One of the men and the woman assume the usual position of a 69 (reciprical oral engagement of genitalia), while the 2nd man places himself in a spooning position of the woman; inseration of one of the woman's lower orifices.
Adolf, Vivian, and I got hammered and fooled around. Ended up in a Croatian Sausage Sandwich, Shit was dope.
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