sausage master 

One who has an abundance of experience regarding the dissapearance of pork swords into chocolate love tunnels. Individuals who have accomplished true mastery of the sausage with gracefull supremacy tend to work in florists and frequently indulge in the wearing of the coulour pink.

You know that guy Richard, he's amazing with his hands, such a sausage master.

sausage master by Adam.G February 2, 2008

Master Funnery Sausage 

E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.

Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.

Master Funnery Sausage by MLCpl August 6, 2010