Sauna Poo

When you go to have a shower in your bathroom but while you wait for it to warm up you use the toilet. Whilst you squeeze one out on the toilet, the shower creates steam within the bathroom giving you the effect of having a poo in a sauna. Sometimes this can cause poo sweats.

Sorry I'm late, went for a shower but then treated myself too a sauna poo!

Sauna Poo by BVO1 April 7, 2010

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poo sauna

When you have a bowel movement followed by a shower, the smell combines with the steam creating a poo sauna.

"I didn't want to shit and then shower and create a poo sauna"

poo sauna by MrMojoRisin April 4, 2006

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Poop Sauna

An areas, usually a washroom, which contains copious amounts of faecal matter, and who's temperature exceeds 25 degrees Celsius (77 degrees Fahrenheit) causing the poop fumes to envelope the surrounding area

Dude 1: Man, it was so hot in that classroom, I made the biggest poop sauna

Dude 2: Do you even go here?!?!?!?

Poop Sauna by PoopSaunaMaster May 5, 2011

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Pooh Sauna

A pooh sauna is created when someone first visits the toilet for a rather pungent smelling deposit, and then activates and uses the shower. As a result, the pungent smell is heated by the steam from the shower, thus creating a 'pooh sauna' for the next unfortunate entrant to the bathroom.

Jesus mate you've just created a horiffic pooh sauna in there!

Pooh Sauna by mallen1977 January 11, 2013

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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